Gen Alpha - Too Young to Drive, Old Enough to Slay!

Welcome to the Generation Alpha Collection — a bold, bizarre, and brilliant mashup of Gen Alpha’s wildest slang, meme magic, and hyper-online energy developed by our Generation Alpha daughter. From “What the Skimidi?” to “Delulu is the Solulu,” these tees aren’t just fashion — they’re fluent in the future. Whether your kid is a certified Rizz God or rocking full-on NPC energy, we’ve got the perfect fit to match the vibe.

Designed for the screen-born, trend-surfing, emoji-speaking legends of tomorrow. If it makes no sense to adults, you’re doing it right.

Let Gen Alpha wear their weird with pride.