Chin Bakes: Because Murder is Wrong Tee

Whisk away your dark thoughts with a little flour and fluff! This irresistibly cute T-shirt features a wide-eyed chinchilla brandishing a whisk beside a fresh loaf of bread, proudly under the motto: “Baking Because Murder is Wrong.” It’s the perfect blend of cozy and chaotic—a must-have for animal lovers, stress bakers, and anyone with a wicked sense of humor.

Crafted for comfort and conversation, this tee offers a soft fit and a bold print that turns heads and sparks laughs. Whether you’re kneading dough or just kneading peace, let this chinchilla remind you: there are sweeter ways to cope.

Features:

Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort

High-resolution direct-to-garment print (DTG) with vibrant detail

Classic unisex fit – true to size

Ideal gift for bakers, animal lovers, and introverts with dark humor

Construction and Sourcing Information:
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3-155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5-165