The ICE Tees
Chinzilla: The Softest Menace Tee
Chinzilla: The Softest Menace Tee
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Fluffy. Feral. Freaking enormous.
Behold the unstoppable furball known as CHINZILLA—a catastrophic mashup of kaiju-level chaos and adorable chinchilla energy. This tee is a tribute to those who look soft but leave a trail of playful destruction in their wake.
Set in a distressed vintage movie poster aesthetic, Chinzilla clutches a biplane mid-squeak, with a blood-red rising sun behind and a trembling skyline below. Equal parts cute and cataclysmic, this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates an unhinged blend of Godzilla drama and fuzzy pet-core.
Design Vibes:
Giant chinchilla terrorizing a city in classic kaiju pose
Retro horror tones with faux-aged paper texture
Biplanes, skyline, and “CHINZILLA” in cracked cinematic type
Equal parts hilarious and hard
Fabric & Fit:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Lightweight, breathable, and durable
Unisex fit for max comfort and max destruction
💥 Whether you're wreaking havoc or taking a nap—do it in fluff-fueled fashion.
Construction and Sourcing Information:
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Behold the unstoppable furball known as CHINZILLA—a catastrophic mashup of kaiju-level chaos and adorable chinchilla energy. This tee is a tribute to those who look soft but leave a trail of playful destruction in their wake.
Set in a distressed vintage movie poster aesthetic, Chinzilla clutches a biplane mid-squeak, with a blood-red rising sun behind and a trembling skyline below. Equal parts cute and cataclysmic, this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates an unhinged blend of Godzilla drama and fuzzy pet-core.
Design Vibes:
Giant chinchilla terrorizing a city in classic kaiju pose
Retro horror tones with faux-aged paper texture
Biplanes, skyline, and “CHINZILLA” in cracked cinematic type
Equal parts hilarious and hard
Fabric & Fit:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Lightweight, breathable, and durable
Unisex fit for max comfort and max destruction
💥 Whether you're wreaking havoc or taking a nap—do it in fluff-fueled fashion.
Construction and Sourcing Information:
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
