Low Energy, High Impact – Sloth King Tee

👑🦥✨ You don’t need to move fast to move mountains.

Meet your new life motto, embroidered in chill: “Low Energy, High Impact.” This tee features a lounging sloth in a pink sprinkle-armchair throne, wearing a golden crown and radiating CEO-of-Naps energy. Because real ones know—quiet confidence, well-timed rest, and peak vibes create maximum results with minimum effort.

Perfect for introverts, strategists, chronic nappers, slow movers, and anyone who slays without breaking a sweat.

Design Highlights:

Chill sloth reclining in a ridiculously fabulous pink 90s couch

Crowned with royalty-level confidence

Big bubbly retro font in peachy neon vibes

Energy: low-key. Outcome: legendary.

Fabric & Fit:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Lightweight and soft (4.2 oz/yd²) with breathable swag
Unisex fit for all laid-back legends
Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

Construction and Sourcing Information:
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

🛋️💥 Make moves. From the couch.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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