Not Today – Sloth Energy Tee

🦥💤 Not today, not tomorrow… and honestly, we’ll see about next week.

Meet your new favorite excuse in shirt form. The “Not Today” T-shirt features a delightfully over-it sloth, passed out like it’s their full-time job—because sometimes, doing nothing is doing something.

Perfect for days when you just can’t, won’t, or shouldn’t. Whether you’re skipping plans, dodging responsibilities, or canceling your own to-do list, this tee lets the world know where your energy’s at: napping with dignity.

Design Vibes:

Lovably lazy sloth laying belly-down in cartoon calm

Classic serif font saying “Not Today” (and meaning it)

Wholesome humor meets anti-hustle energy

Great gift for introverts, night owls, and snack-powered humans

Fabric & Fit:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and ridiculously soft—just like your spirit animal

Unisex fit for maximum comfort and minimal effort

Construction and Sourcing Information:
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

😴 Cancel everything. You’re busy doing absolutely nothing.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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