You Can’t Hex Me Tee

Hex? Please. The curse already came from within.

This bold tee from our Spellbound Series drops the ultimate statement: “You Can’t Hex Me – I Already Did It Myself.” Complete with a mystical spell circle centerpiece and cosmic doodles, this shirt hits with dark humor, chaotic introspection, and a little bit of self-aware magic.

Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for your daily rituals, durable enough for midnight mayhem. Pre-shrunk with a flattering fit, this is your go-to shirt for making sure everyone knows you’re the storm they were warned about.

Fabric & Fit:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Style Vibe:
🖤 Witchy Wit
🔮 Cosmic Chaos
👻 Dark Humor, Light Cotton

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3-155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5-165